Blue and Fast (Album)

Blue and Fast is Clewed's second studio album. At 53 minutes long, it features 20 songs, including a 20 minute epic that will enchant and delight music lovers everywhere.

Production
Blue and Fast is the first album to feature Gak Johnson. However, Clewed quickly realized their mistake as Gak pumped out the most awful Clewed song ever "Peepee's Little Escapade", it is still unknown why the band chose to keep it on the album. This song and the 20 minute epic are the only songs featuring Gak, however Gak gets kicked out of the studio 14 minutes into the epic song.

Zick discovered he could breathe the air in his closet without his gasmask during production, and as a result he made the smash hit "Zick is a Frick" in which he sings for the first time. Exevlar Gurari was inspired to make the song "Dex the Jew" after watching his all time favorite movie Food Fight for the 57th time. It features actual audio clips from the film and is a tribute to Dex Dogtective and his religion.

Critical Reception
"Gay." - New York Times

"This album actually wasn't gay like homosexuals cool" - Chick-Fil-A

"This album was pretty good until this mysoginistic monstrosity of a song criticizing feminism played, then i got so triggered my triggers were pulled and triggered nuclear war." - MenDontDeserveTheRights98 from tumblr